Pride Lessons: 2008 Edition

1) If I even think I might have to pee within the coming hour, I should immediately get in line for the porta potties, because by the time I get to the front of the line, I will have to go really, really badly

2) If I stick my naked ass out the window of a house on 16th street while Dyke March is going by, someone I know will see it.

3) My version of a good pride does not involve infants

4) I am just a big old fag hag at heart

5) I really am not 25 anymore